Pickup lines are hilarious; some are funny while others can be cheesy but if it works then it’s an effective pickup line, isn’t it? While there are plenty of good pickup lines to use, you should also look out for dirty pickup lines that could offend others.
If you think it’s funny among your friends then let it stay within your circle but never ever try to use these thirty five dirty pickup lines that we have gathered if you don’t want to end up getting slapped in the face or worse! If you don’t want to end up in jail for harassment then you better watch out for these!
35 Dirty Pickup Lines
- Did you know that your butt makes me think of Mt. Rushmore? (Why) Because my face should be between them.
- Are working for the UPS? I see you checking out my package.
- Want to know the fastest way to a woman’s heart? Sit on my face and I will eat my way towards your heart.
- Hi there, I seem to have lost my virginity. Can I have yours instead?
- I work as an astronaut for NASA. My next mission will be Your Anus.
- Your legs look tired. Want to sit on my face?
- Excuse me but I am about to go jack off. Can I use your name and face for references?
- You looked like you just sat on sugar. I bet you have a sweet ass.
- You look so good I want to kiss your lips and then up your bellybutton.
- Do you like dragons? (Why) Because I want to dragon my balls across your face.
- Are you a doctor? Because I am pretty sure that you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
- Are you my new employer? Because I am very sure that you just gave me a raise.
- My favorite number is 69. Do you want me to demonstrate how it looks like?
- To be honest, I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. (Why) Because the longer you play with me, the harder I get.
- Hey, nice legs. Mind if I come in when they open?
- The best sit in the house is my face. Trust me; you will never be as comfortable, want to try it for yourself?
- You are a winner all the way so don’t be a loser by losing the chance of sleeping with me.
- You what’s the best thing I really love in a girl? My dick.
- That’s some nice shirt you have on. Want to show me what’s underneath all that?
- Are you my little toe? Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture tonight.
- I’m going to make you breakfast. Omelet you suck this dick.
- You must be a drill sergeant because you have my penis in standing in attention.
- I may not be the weatherman but expect to have more than a few inches of me tonight.
- I am not a planet destroyer but there will be six planets left once I destroy Uranus.
- Your face just cured by impotence. Want to try if it works?
- Did anyone ever tell you that your ass looked like groceries? I could eat them all night.
- I know you look like an angel but I was hoping that you are slut instead.
- Cats are known to lick themselves clean. Want me to licks yours instead?
- I forgot my blow job at your house. Can you help me get it?
- I’m not really a dick but I can definitely play in one to you tonight.
- I heard sex is the best way to burn calories. Want to see if it really works?
- Something tastes funny in my tongue. Want to check if I’m right?
- Want to play strip poker? You strip and I’ll poke you good.
- Smile if you want to have sex with me.
- My cat just died, can I play with your pussy instead?
See there are plenty of offensive and dirty pickup lines out there and these are just some of them. Make sure that you watch what you say and think about it first.
If your intentions are genuine then you really don’t need a dirty pickup line to do that, don’t you think so? Trust me there are so many good pickup lines that you can use out there, just avoid the ones we have listed.