It is a fact that there are people out there that make use of sex pick up lines to meet people. Although not all of them do, there are a bunch of them that cannot help but get all raunchy.
This usually happen when too much alcohol is involved and not a lot of common sense. If you want to know what the common pickup lines used are, here are some of them.
35 Inappropriate Sex Pick Up Lines
- Excuse me but there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? (her: 26) oh so I must have forgotten U R A Q T. (her: you missed one) I’ll give you the D in a bit.
- Hi there, I’m practicing as a taxidermist. Want me to stuff you?
- I think I’m lost. I always thought that paradise was further down south?
- Hello, can I ask if you are the lottery lady on TV? Because I really want you to hold my balls.
- Did you know? Liquor is not the hard thing around here, if you know what I mean.
- I heard you like yoga? So I guess yoga love this dick too.
- Believe it or not, I live a Magnum Lifestyle. Want to see?
- My penis is named Truth because the ladies can’t handle it.
- Want to play breathalyzer? Rules are simple, you blow me as hard as you can and I will let you know how drunk you really are.
- Want to know why they call me the Delivery Man? Because I always come in the back door.
- Hi there I’m your handy man. I can see you have a nice ass, does it need servicing? I got all the screws you need.
- Do you know the difference between a picnic and my penis? (no) well how about we go on a picnic and see what happens.
- If your ass was a phone, I’d hit the pound button all day long.
- Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my load on you.
- Excuse me, do you like CDs? (maybe) good because I want to tape this dick on your forehead so you can CDs nuts!
- You still haven’t studied? Are you expecting the “D”?
- For you, I would hide all the chairs in the world so you can sit on my face.
- Trust me, I’m not a dick in real life but I can put one in you tonight.
- Are you a termite? Because it looks like you are going to have a mouth full of wood tonight.
- Excuse, does your vagina smell like fish? Because I’d really love to eat sushi tonight.
- Damn girl, you have a tight ass! Want me to loosen it up for you?
- I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
- Hi there, mind if I ask but are you a fertilizer? Because you just made me grow 6 more inches.
- I would love to tell a joke about my dick but it’s too long.
- I think your ass gave me its number and is now calling me.
- Hi, sorry to bother you but I think I left my blow job in your house. Can I come and get it?
- I feel uncomfortable, how about I slip into something more comfy? Like your vagina?
- Tomorrow, I’m we’re going to have omelette for breakfast. Omellette you suck on this dick.
- Which ones do you like? Roses or tulips? So I know what to put on your casket when I murder your pussy!
- Do you like alphabet soup? Because you’re going to be choke on the D tonight.
- I like my man like I like my ice cream; fat-free and delicious to lick.
- My penis is like a catnip; it will make your pussy wild!
- Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.
- My cat just died. Can I play with your pussy instead?
- I seemed to lose a bolt. Would you like to give me a screw?
In case you find yourself in a bar and someone tries these sex pick up lines on you, just leave. You don’t really need to be treated as part of their sexual fantasy, right? Unless of course you don’t mind and these pick up line works out for you. Be careful out there and good luck!