Like it or not, there will always be guys (or girls) that will find you attractive and when attraction sets in, some people will try their best to get your attention using pickup lines. It could be a funny one or good one but you cannot avoid sexual pick up lines along the way.
If you happen to find yourself in a bar with friends then rest assured that there will be a few people who will try and hit you with their best dirty pickup lines. So in order to not get offended by it, here are some of these pickup lines you might hear from other people.
Identifying them earlier is a good thing to do so you know how to handle such crudeness. Check it out!
36 Sexual Pick Up Lines
- Hey there, are you a farmer? Coz you look like you can handle a cock.
- You look like my little toe. I want to bang you on every furniture.
- You must be a drill sergeant because you surely got my private standing.
- Hi there, do you happen to be mixing concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard right now.
- I’m sad that my dick died. Can I bury it in your ass tonight?
- Your legs look like Nutella. I want to spread them.
- Hi, you look like you work at Subway (why) because you just gave me a good footlong.
- I know I’m not the weatherman but you can surely expect a few inches from me tonight.
- I know I won’t go down in history but I can surely go down on you.
- I think it’s time that I tell you what people are saying behind your back. “Nice ass!”
- Hi, I’m a windshield repairman and I came here to fill your crack.
- Hey there, do you know what’s good between a chicken wing and my dick? Well, why not go on a picnic with me and we’ll find out!
- Playing doctor is for kids, I have a better idea. Let’s play gynecologist.
- You look like a termite because tonight, your mouth will be full of wood.
- Do you happen to have a wrench? (why) because you seem to know how to tighten my nuts up.
- Hi there, would you happen to be interested in an orally stimulated orgasm?
- Are you a track and field runner? Because I heard you want to relay this dick.
- Do you know what I like in a woman? My dick of course.
- You remind me of an Oreo. I want to spread your legs and eat the good stuff in between.
- Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
- It’s cold outside, can I use your thighs as my earmuffs?
- Hi there, you remind me of my cousin. (how) because I want to have sex with you so bad but I know I can’t.
- It’s okay if you are on your period. We pirates aren’t afraid of the Red Sea.
- Oh it looks like you sat on a puddle of water or you are just excited to see me?
- Oh come on now, don’t be selfish. You have that body for the rest of your life, I only want it for a night.
- That’s some fine jewelry, it would look so nice on my nightstand tonight.
- Your hair looks good, it would look so lovely on my lap.
- Hi there, can I ask what time do you get off? Can I watch you?
- You look like a jar of honey and I’m Winnie the Pooh. I want my nose stuck in your jar.
- We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
- How about a dance? No? Let’s go to my apartment and fuck then.
- Doing anything tonight? No? Want to do me?
- Hi there, do you want to do porno? We don’t have to tape it if you want.
- Have you ever played carnival? It goes this way, you go sit on my face and I will tell you how much you weigh.
- The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
- The only time I want to kick you off the bed would be fucking you on the floor.
Now these may sound offensive but if you read it first then it won’t be as offensive when you hear someone use this to you. Make sure to prepare your answers for these sexual pick up lines, this way you don’t end up getting harassed. Good luck!